Tuesday, February 4, 2020

Reference :- Senator Matt Canavan has quit cabinet .

Reference :-    The National's must be busy , they never have time to declare any conflicts of interest .

 Well Matt , at least you beat Senator McKenzie with your undeclared 20 million quid to a footy club.
  She  got sacked , I mean quit , over a paltry 36 grand to her shooters club mates .  As they say , if you are going to get roasted for misconduct , at least make it worthwhile.

  I am not much of a footy fan myself . In fact I don't even know how many runs you have to score to win a set , but 20 million seems like a reasonable sum for state of the art changing rooms so that nobody can see another bloke's pecker when they are showering .
 Clearly drought relief and water management are also worthwhile enterprises  , but not if they drain funds from an iconic aussie sporting club .  

  Another thing Matt .  My son , Ken junior , wants to know who is responsible for the evolution of the     "Cowboy's " logo ?
 It now looks more American than a can of Budweiser . Is that because the team is called the "Cowboys " rather than the" Stockmen"  , or perhaps the "Jackaroos " ?   I guess you probably aren't a horseman yourself , since you sure backed the wrong horse when you promoted Barnaby Joyce in yesterday's failed leadership challenge against Michael McCormack   , although you shouldn't give up on Barnaby entirely .  The Ides of March is just around the corner , and  Mr McCormack's wife is probably having  portentous dreams already .

Your comrade , Ken 

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