Reference :- Mr Morrison must be on the edge of his seat waiting to hear the results of the Kooralya poll.
Much like the Iowa Caucus , the polls at " Kooralya " are a litmus test for the nation . Fortunately we don't bother with apps from dodgy computer companies to count the scores , just Ken junior and his pretty barmaid friend from England . I asked her how the polling went , and she said that although it was harder than she thought , she was slightly surprised by how quickly it was all over .
So here are the results .
Preferred Prime Minister is Senator Penny Wong , with "Fried Bat on a Stick " in second place .
The second question ( Mr Morrison's most admirable achievement ) has been deemed invalid , since most people either ticked " Couldn't give a rat's " , or simply crossed out the question and scrawled unprintable abuse .
Ken junior reckons that one comment he read deserves special mention . Somebody took the time to write that he appreciated the way Mr Morrison has stopped wearing his american baseball cap so often , obviously as a sign of respect to his fellow Australians .
Ah well , in other news today , it looks like cabinet is seeing more urgent shuffling than a rigged card game. And more poker faces as well .
Your comrade , Ken
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