Sunday, February 16, 2020

Reference :- Firefighter Paul Parker has been sacked from the fire brigade .

Reference : -   Using unacceptable language has lost Paul Parker his job.  Was it really the language or was it who the language was directed towards that was the problem ?


 Fortunately the lads here at The Sky Reply have been able to confirm that exhausted firefighters in the heat of uncontrollable conflagrations ,while lives and property are tragically lost despite their best efforts, always remain quite restrained with their language .

It happened like this .  Ken junior ,  and his mates Monte and Gabbo  ,were helping some firefighters while the local dance hall burnt down . Monte accidently bumped his mobile phone and turned it to " record " during the chaos .  He has been kind enough to transpose part of the conversation to prove that Mr Barker had indeed breached the standard for acceptable discourse on such occasions .   The names have been changed following legal threats of crippling litigious class actions .


"  Hey Trevor ,  take care , that burning wall is about to crush  you ".

"  Many thanks for that Graham ,  and might I add that your pants are on fire "

"  Oh silly me , I thought they were impregnated with fire retardant and couldn't burn "

 "  Pardon the jocularity , but the only retard here is you "

  " Hoho , I am amused by your presumption , you are quite a wit at times  Graham "

And on it goes . As you can see , this typical conversation does illustrate that Mr Parker was out of line .    Mind you,  if I was Mr Morrison , I would intervene and give Mr Parker back his job . 
Most of the country not only forgives him , but thought he was being too restrained .
Restoring his job is a gesture that might scratch a few desperately needed votes from from the bottom of the political frying pan .   

 Your comrade , Ken

 


  

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