Reference :- Sky News announcer James Morrow ran a segment declaring war on Iran. Previously , anchor in absentia , Andy Bolt, had declared war on China . How very helpful of Sky News to shoulder the responsibility for declaring wars on our behalf .
That's very plucky of you James , did you remember to pack a spare pair of spectacles in case you need them when you hit the front line . Here at The Sky Reply we had our team of investigative journalists working into the night trying to confirm your story . My son , Ken junior , gave up about midnight , after finding nothing , and his mates Monte (the motorcycle enthusiast ) and Gabbo ( the aborigine ) were likewise unsuccessful .
Ken junior and Monte were pretty annoyed about having their time wasted , but Gabbo spent a few hours listening to the Iranian foreign minister , Mr Javid Zarif . They have such weird names over there in the middle east . They obviously don't realize that if they changed their names to ones of anglo-saxon origin they would fuel less xenophobia over here in the advanced nations .
Anyway , Gabbo reckons this Javid fellow is as smart as paint , and the most well spoken and reasonable sounding political figure he has ever listened too. Apparently , James , Iran doesn't want to have this war you are promoting , so I guess it isn't a goer . As the saying goes , " It takes two to Tango ". Or in this instance perhaps we should say " It takes two to Bandari " ( Bandari being a very colourful Persian traditional dance . )
Ah well , don't be too disappointed James , at least you have saved on spectacles , and they don't look like cheap ones to me .
Your comrade, Ken
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