Reference :- Craig didn't look good in this interview with British meteorologist Laura Tobin , but then he dug an even deeper grave for himself later on Facebook.
Holy cow Craig . It was bad enough that you were excoriated in the interview , but did you have to leap on facebook and throw your already cooked goose into the incinerator ? It is always wise to know who your interviewer actually is , and not simply assume she is some Fox bimbo . And you had the time to check that out before your fingers touched the Facebook keyboard to foolishly type the following childish insult . " Ignorant pommy weather girl calls me a climate change denier " That sure is a beauty Craig . I don't know how you could have crammed more sexism , racism , or science denial into fewer words . I suspect you may be a natural poet .
But to put you straight , Laura Tobin is actually a qualified meteorologist . She attained her degree in Physics and Meteorology from Reading University 17 years ago and has vast experience , including as a meteorological advisor for the Royal Air Force .
Which begs the question Craig , what are your qualifications ? And I mean beyond furniture sales , which didn't work out very well for you . Maybe you should put a link on Facebook so we can marvel at your great academic achievements . Meanwhile , have you noticed the hurtful and vile comments you have triggered ? It says a lot about your cohort of followers that they would call a female scientist they have never met a " trollop " . That doesn't sound very gentlemanly to me , or am I just old fashioned Craig ? Perhaps you could ask your fans to try and be more polite .
The propaganda pamphlet , unjustifiably called " The Australian ", applauded you for how you handled the interview , which was rather like cheering Goliath after he had copped a flogging by young David in that bible story .
My son , Ken junior , doesn't like you Craig , and has a nickname for you . When you come on the tube he always shouts out " Hey dad , that Grace Kelly guy is on again" . I don't quite get the joke , but it has something to do with you being the antithesis of that movie star's beauty , poise and intelligence . It's not as cruel as "ignorant pommy" or "trollop" , but it's about as hard as he likes to go. He is a quarter of your age Craig , but gave up resorting to puerile taunts in primary school .
I guess that shortly Andy Bolt will be back , and you will have a chance to vent your spleen in an interview . If you want some advice about how to handle yourself so you don't appear too stupid , I reckon I can talk Ken junior into tutoring you beforehand . He only charges 10 quid an hour so it should only cost you a few grand to learn the basics .
Your comrade , Ken
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