Reference :- The right honorable Mr Morrison was filmed marketing his drought package to the nation . Unfortunately he must have wagged his lectures in " Salesmanship 101 " since he forgot the golden rule . Always focus on people, not the product .
You should know that , Mr Morrison , sir . Focus on the people, not the product . Especially if the product is not high quality . Even Andy Bolt expressed his disappointment . Andy has been showing us some pretty disturbing footage of late . Dying horses and walruses , for example .
On this occasion, the video of your speech was equally disturbing , because of the camera angle . Perched on your right shoulder , like a parrot on a buccaneer's shoulder were the grimacing features of David Littleproud . And oh , how he grimaced ! My son , Ken junior , and I expected him to burst into tears at any moment . In a way , that helped you , since our fascination with the poor Water Resources Minister , as he tried to stay calm , distracted us from your shallow marketing spiel .
Poor David . He looked like a nice young chap, lead astray , who is having second thoughts . Shock Jock , Jonesie , has taken decades to decide he put his money on the wrong horse with his support for the LNP . Fortunately David has plenty of time to start afresh , but being old , like me , Jonesie will have to work fast to make amends . Anyway , perhaps you should have that video removed , there are bound to be a dozen or more of those new freedom crushing laws you can invoke to that end . Ken junior says he is willing to show you how to fake empathy , and sincerity . The lad has a talent there , to be sure . Each time a new backpacker lands a job as barmaid at the local pub , he has befriended her on twitter before you know it . Are you with me ?
Your comrade , Ken .
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