Reference :- Sky news featured a couple of pachyderms today . One killed an austrailan tourist in Africa , and one was in the studio with Paul Murray , so he tells us .

Reference :-    Paul Murray interviewed the right honorable Mr Scott Morrison again today ,
capitalising on the huge success of his last somnambulistic interview .

That sure was tough luck Paul , interviewing the right honorable Mr Morrison on the very day that news of an Australian tourist being killed by an elephant , in Africa , flew from the printing presses .  And you even managed to stay awake convincingly this time , despite the fact that Mr Morrison , as usual , had nothing to say . 

 Your audience on you tube for this interview has been dishearteningly few . Far more people are  interested in the elephant tragedy in Africa .   I did think that your own particular elephant reference smacked of desperation . Of course, you certainly needed to liven things up, but when you said you needed to talk about the elephant in the room , it introduced too many pachyderms for one day on Sky News .  You subsequently explained that your particular elephant was the disgust most people have for the way the government is handling the drought , but for a fleeting moment it seemed like you might have been having a go at Mr Morrison's generous physique .

 Anyway Paul, keep trying.  I don't know that Mr Morrison got value for money when he spent that
190,000 quid on empathy training .  I guess it's like the money I wasted on Ken junior's piano lessons . The poor lad is all thumbs and tone deaf, so what was the point ?  

Your comrade , Ken