Reference:- Nobody enjoys repeating a job that they thought they had completed weeks ago .
Dear Mr Netanyahu ,
It sure is becoming tedious , this war in Gaza. And now you have to find some way to incentivise soldiers who are loath to return to the battlefield in the North , which has become re-infested with returning locals ...... I mean evil terrorists . As an older chap , I cannot imagine what would entice me to risk life and limb in a labyrinth of unwinnable urban warfare . Fortunately I can rely on Ken junior , callow youth as he is , for suggestions . He belongs to the same age group as those who are fighting for the survival of the State of Israel , so his advice is likely to be pertinent .
Ken junior reckons that your soldiers seemed very pleased with themselves during the early stages of the war . He says that there are dozens of posts from the early days visible on those so called " social media sites " , with photos (and even little movies ) of chaps having a rip roaring time . You know , raiding pantries, blowing up universities , trashing houses , crushing all sorts of civilian goods and chattels under tank tracks and the like . In particular Ken junior reckons the most fun was had when soldiers dressed up in stolen women's underwear , and smashed children's toys ( dolls and so on ) to smithereens .
It must be disappointing for soldiers to return only to find Gaza so ruined that there are no undies or toys to relax with after a stressful day shooting anything that moves .
Ken junior reckons that a few planeloads of saucy lingerie and baby dolls dropped into the conflict zone would cheers the lads up no end . Maybe a few tricycles as well . Such items are cheap as chips compared with the cost of 2000 pound bombs , and you might be surprised by how much they lift morale .
Personally , I think the stench of rotting corpses is probably a bit off putting for some . Incense sticks might provide useful aromatherapy for soldiers camping overnight . Fortunately close to half of the corpses are children , and they will decompose faster than the adults , so don't over-order the frankincense and myrrh , which is what I believe you people favour in the Levant .
( Ken junior tells me the frankincense and myrrh reference is from the New Testament , which Zionists don't take as gospel , so to speak . But I reckon that perfumey stuff must have been around way back during the reign of King David . There were plenty of rotting corpses in those days too , by all accounts . )
Your comrade ,
Ken
PS . Don't let your soldiers film themselves larking about this time . The International Criminal Court is run by a humorless bunch of old pettiffoggers who can't take a joke . Nobody wants to be arrested while holidaying in other climes , like that poor young IDF soldier Moche Avichzer . Last I heard he had been arrested in Morocco after sharing a few photos of his activities in Gaza with the locals . Who would have guessed that Morocco would be full of self -righteous wowsers ?
