Sunday, November 24, 2024

Reference:- The definition of anti-semitism is rapidly changing . Perhaps you too are now classified as an antisemite ?

 Reference : -  Answer our simple questionnaire to discover whether you are now a bona fide antisemite .

For each of the following questions simply answer  ' Yes " or " No " . 

1 .   Do you think that the International Criminal Court has any credibility ?  

2.    Are there any innocents among the dead in Gaza ? 

3.   Was the recent soccer hooligan violence in Amsterdam  partly initiated by Israeli team supporters?  

4.   Is it absurd to say that 45,000 slaughtered Gazans were used by Hamas as human shields . 

5.   Have any Palestinians been imprisoned unreasonably or tortured ? 

6.   Do you ever question the description of the IDF as the most ethical army in the world ? 

7 .  Do you think killing Palestinians in the West Bank and taking their land violates international law ?

8.   Can any country justify not supporting Israel with weapons in it's hour of need ? 

9.   Do you think that starting wars with Lebanon and Iran may be unwise  ? 

10.  And lastly , thinking of the timely sex crime allegations against Karin Khan , the ICC chief prosecutor  , do you think those accusations could possibly be untrue if Mossad made them ?

For each question score zero points if you answered " no " . 

For each question score one point if you answered "yes " . 

Clearly the minimum score is zero , and the maximum score is 10 . 

If you scored 1 or higher , you are an appalling antisemite . 

You may be able to redeem yourself by the following measures . 

A.  Read the book  " The Diary of Anne Frank " 

B.  Watch Paul Newman in the movie " Exodus " 

C  Watch the movie " Schindler's List " . 

D. Watch Mr Netanyahu's recent speech to the USA Congress , complete with 58 standing ovations .

If after taking these measures you answer the questionaire again , and still score 1 or more , you should hang your head in shame . 

Also , it might be wise to engage the services of a good lawyer . You never know when somebody you  don't recognise might confront you noisily in a public place screeching scandalous accusations of disgraceful sexual misconduct committed in a past decade scarcely remembered .  

You have been warned .   

Have a nice day , 

Your comrade , Ken





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