Reference:- Erstwhile Prime Minister of Australia , Mr Scott Morrison , was recently interviewed in Israel .

 Reference :-   Mr Morrison never disappoints us when interviewed by the press. 

Dear Mr Morrison , Sir , 

                                              It sure was nice to see you over there in the land of the Zionists doing your bit to represent the people of your electorate in Cook .   Mind you , Ken junior did notice that you have stacked on a few avoirdupois since the last time you graced our television screen .   Please dress suitably , a few pounds of adipose tissue hanging precariously from beneath a bullet proof vest are an easy target for one of those human animals that call themselves freedom fighters .  And occasionally the Israeli Army shoots the wrong unarmed defenseless civilian  ... we wouldn't want you to suffer that fate  . We need you back safely in Australia , where your assessment of world affairs is vital to our political discourse  .  

Nonetheless , I suppose you should make the most of the Kosher food while you are there , and save the sorely needed calorie restriction for your return .   There should be plenty of good tucker , since millions of people worldwide are boycotting Israeli produce .   I suppose that is to ensure that there is still plenty of fresh grub for the brave men of the Israeli Defense Force .   (  It almost bought a tear to my eye watching Israeli soldiers raise their flag on the Al- Shifa Hospital after overcoming the fierce resistance of the hospital staff and the patients .)  I daresay you aren't eating any of the disgusting muck that Arabs chow down on .  Anyway , according to Ken junior , the Palestinians don't have much food , and what they do have is being cooked unhygienically on open fires and served by people who haven't bathed for months . 

In times of conflict , intellectuals such as you , fairly overflowing with the milk of Christian values , are who we turn to for advice .  As you stated so courageously , those Israeli soldiers must press home their military advantage and destroy Hamas to the last man .   If a few thousand kids don't heed warnings to move to a safe place , who can be blamed if they ...errr ... become  collateral  damage?

The crazy left is always willing to believe the exaggerated claims of the Palestinians .  I mean honestly , if you watch the footage of the precision bombing in Gaza it is impossible to believe that 20,000 civilians have been killed .  Israeli sources claim the figure is much lower , perhaps as few as 15, 000 civilians , which certainly puts a different perspective on things . 

Anyway Mr Morrison , keep up the good work , and don't let talk of genocide make you waver .  I am sure the Australian media will be eager to interview you upon your return , since you are one of our most respected statesmen .  Take care .

Your comrade , Ken . 

PS    The Christian right in the USA are calling Israel's justified proportionate response a massacre that signals the second coming of Jesus Christ .  As a fully paid up member of a Pentecostal Church  , do you think this is true ?   If so I had better grab a copy of the bible , and clean some of those leftist malarkey tomes out of Ken junior's bookcase posthaste .