Reference :- He has also failed to notice the fires in Italy , France , Spain , Turkey et al , and the record breaking heat waves in the Northern Hemisphere
Dear Rowan ,
This Ice Age you are watching for seems a bit slow getting off the ground . Even the Antarctic is melting now , at a great rate . Not that I doubt for a moment your expert source , Electroverse , and it's prediction that we will soon enter a new Ice Age .
But Rowan , it does seem to me that failing to report the wild fires and the record heatwaves makes you look shonky . If a doctor prescribes chemotherapy that makes you far more ill before you are cured , he will not try to hide the fact that you must endure a period of illness before recovering .
Clearly the planet has to get hotter first , before it plunges into the coming Ice Age , and you should not try to conceal the fact . All anybody need do is turn on the tele , and the evidence is before their eyes .... all supported by the likes of NASA . I reckon you should come clean about this temporary warming . Just tell it like it is , but remind everybody that before we know it the planet will turn into a giant snowball .
An experienced commentator like yourself should tout the fires and heatwaves as further proof that the Ice Age is imminent . Ken junior reckons you could say this .
" These fires and heatwaves are doing what your lawnmower does when it suddenly revs up before running out of petrol and stopping altogether " This is the sort of analogy the great unwashed will understand . And it reveals a general principal that governs all aspects of life , even the economy .
Interest rates must go up first , or how could they come down ?
Anyway Rowan , I hope you don't mind the advice . Your knowledge of the climate far outstrips mine , and even that of NASA . But it's important to explain things in a way that ordinary folk can understand .
Your comrade , Ken
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