We were eating our oatmeal this morning , when Ken junior spoke .
" Putin says the Russians have taken Bakhmut . " , Ken junior said .
" President Zelensky says they have not . ", I said .
" Somebody is lying . " , Ken junior said .
" And that will be Putin . ", I said
" Why not Zelensky ? " , Ken junior said .
" Because he is the good guy , and only the bad guys lie . ", I said .
It would have been interesting to discuss the matter further , but Ken junior started coughing and rushed to the bathroom choking on his oatmeal .
" What was that all about ? ", I said .
" Here's a famous quote . 'The first casualty when war comes is truth ' . " , Gabbo said .
" Well that's obvious . The other side always starts lying . ", I said .
Gabbo suddenly started spluttering and rushed to the bathroom choking like Ken junior .
I emptied all the oatmeal into the bin . It must be past it's use by date .
Your comrade , Ken
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