Reference :- Andy Bolt is sick of hearing about Harry and Meghan .
Dear Andy ,
What is re this supposed " Harry and Meghan " team ? Personally I have never heard of them before now . I hinted at this to Ken Junior over our Weet-Bix this morning .
" Personally I have never heard of this supposed " Harry and Meghan " team before now . " , I said .
" They are the royals that the media are obsessed with . " , Ken junior said .
" Never heard of them . " , I said .
" Never heard of them ! Next you will be saying you have never heard of The Kardashians ! ", Ken junior said .
" The who ? ", I said .
Ken junior mumbled something about "moron " into his Weet-Bix .
" Well why would I want to know them if they are all morons? " , I said .
Anyway Andy , as you know I always put a lot of research into my posts , and I discovered that the last time your comrade , Rita Panahi , talked about this so called "Harry and Meghan " team she scored over 700,000 views . That compares with 1200 views for covering the death of our most loved / hated / controversial / well known / innovative comedian . ( Your old friend Mr Barry Humphries )
I reckon the problem here is that news ( and I use that word in it's broadest sense ) that entices the viewers also brings in the advertising for privately owned media companies . It's a simple business model , and what's wrong with that ?
If people want to find out what is really happening in the world ( and few do it seems ) they can always go to the most reliable , factual , and insightful sources . I refer , of course , to stand up comedy shows. That is where the real news is .
Relax Andy , and let Sky News do what it likes . You saw what happened to that young Tucker Carlson chap .
Your comrade , Ken
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