Thursday, March 16, 2023

Reference :- The wittiest presenter at Sky News , Rowan Dean , may have broken the law ... a bit .

Reference:-   The last thing Sky News needs is another legal case , especially when Mr Murdoch is being sued for over a billion  quid . 

Dear Rowan , 

                          Surely you can't be accused of breaking the law just because you told people to sell their shares in companies that invest in renewable energy ?  The greenie leftists  are clutching at straws when they claim that you gave financial advice without being licensed to do so . 

Everybody is entitled to their own opinion , and your opinion is as valid as any in my book .  And when it all boils down ,  did you really give advice , or was it simply a suggestion ?  Or for that matter , were you simply making a joke ?   Your show relies heavily on your trademark subtle intellectual humor .   It's a natural counterpoint to the coarse foul mouthed humor of your comrade , Paul Murray ( that fat bastard) . 

Surely no court in the land would convict you once you explained that it was all a joke .  Ken junior reckons he has always viewed your show as a complete joke , and doubtless your demographic concurs . 

Don't fret Rowan , and if you find your letterbox overflowing with dispatches from attorneys and legislators , just laugh , and tear them up . 

Your comrade , Ken . 

PS .  Do you have any advice regarding Credit Suisse  ?  I reckon if they get a bail out the shares might soar . 





  

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