Reference :- Sky News anchor , young Andy Bolt once again displayed his impressive reasoning ability .

Reference :-   Andy Bolt explained why the climate scientists are fools . 

Dear Andy ,  

                         Once again you have shamed the scientific establishment with your clear logic . As you say , more people die from the cold each year than die from the heat , so why would we worry about global warming ? 

Your logic is undeniable . and leaves no room for debate .  

Furthermore Andy , I reckon this logical way of thinking can be applied to other important issues  . 

For example , only 20% of people involved in fatal car crashes are drunk .  Obviously that means  you are 4 times more likely to die in a car crash if you are sober . (  I know the math will be easy for you . ) 

Clearly it behoves a bloke to gulp down  a few travellers before hitting the road, just to keep the odds favorable . 

I said this to Ken junior . 

" Clearly it behoves a bloke to gulp down a few travellers before hitting the road , just to keep the odds favorable . " , I said . 

"  And a bloke should sleep on the floor , since most people die in a bed . " ,  Ken junior said . 

" I think that might be different . " , I said . 

"  Statistics will confess to anything if you torture them enough " ,  Ken junior said . 

 Annoyingly Andy , Ken junior usually changes  the subject when he is losing an argument . 

Your comrade , Ken .