Saturday, January 14, 2023

Reference :- Sky News has released it's format for this year. We can hadly wait for the show to start .

 Reference :-  The Sky News team is returning to start the new year with renewed vigour. 


Dear Sky News Team , 

  Ken Junior tells me you are all set to return for 2023 , and has referred me to an article on the interweb which shows your proposed format .  I see that you are now sans Chris Smith , who did the right thing after the staff's 2022 Noel whoop up , and took a fall for the team .  I asked Ken junior if Chris was out of the Looney Bin yet .  

" Is that Chris Smith chap out of the Looney Bin yet ? " , I said . 

" Jeez dad . You can't call it the Looney Bin . It's called a Mental Health Facility " , Ken junior said . 

As the Sky News team  so often reminds us , " wokeness " is getting out of hand these days . 

Anyway , the promo for your highly anticipated return says you will " dissect the daily news " for us . 

Gabbo reckons " butcher the daily news " would be a more fitting description , but in any case it is pretty obvious that simply  " conveying the daily news " no longer cuts the mustard with viewers in this modern world . 

My favorite part of your promo  was this :- 

" Tell all sides of the story , and not shy away from the broad spectrum of viewpoints on any number of issues . " 

As a news outlet, that is your strongest attribute . You are committed to presenting us with both the right and the wrong sides of a story . And furthermore , you then tell us which side is which , saving viewers the bother of working this out for themselves . 

As always , we look forward to seeing you back  . Perhaps Chris Smith will eventually return after his stint in the Looney Bin ......  sorry I will correct that .  Perhaps Chris Smith will return after his stint in what is now called a  " Looney Facility ".  

Your comrade, Ken .


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