Reference :- The Sky News team is returning to start the new year with renewed vigour.
Dear Sky News Team ,
Ken Junior tells me you are all set to return for 2023 , and has referred me to an article on the interweb which shows your proposed format . I see that you are now sans Chris Smith , who did the right thing after the staff's 2022 Noel whoop up , and took a fall for the team . I asked Ken junior if Chris was out of the Looney Bin yet .
" Is that Chris Smith chap out of the Looney Bin yet ? " , I said .
" Jeez dad . You can't call it the Looney Bin . It's called a Mental Health Facility " , Ken junior said .
As the Sky News team so often reminds us , " wokeness " is getting out of hand these days .
Anyway , the promo for your highly anticipated return says you will " dissect the daily news " for us .
Gabbo reckons " butcher the daily news " would be a more fitting description , but in any case it is pretty obvious that simply " conveying the daily news " no longer cuts the mustard with viewers in this modern world .
My favorite part of your promo was this :-
" Tell all sides of the story , and not shy away from the broad spectrum of viewpoints on any number of issues . "
As a news outlet, that is your strongest attribute . You are committed to presenting us with both the right and the wrong sides of a story . And furthermore , you then tell us which side is which , saving viewers the bother of working this out for themselves .
As always , we look forward to seeing you back . Perhaps Chris Smith will eventually return after his stint in the Looney Bin ...... sorry I will correct that . Perhaps Chris Smith will return after his stint in what is now called a " Looney Facility ".
Your comrade, Ken .
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