Reference:- Respected Sky News anchor, Chris Smith , has been suspended following an unfortunate incident at the staff Christmas party .

Reference:-   After looking at the videos ( before they started disappearing  from the web ) it's obvious that the Sky News Christmas party  was one hell of a whoop up. 

Dear Chris , 

                         What the hell is going on ?  Please don't tell me that Sky News is going woke like the rest of the leftie dominated mainstream media .  A party is a party Chris , and after a year of serving the community with such dedication , surely you deserve to enjoy a glass or two of fizz and let your hair down .  

Admittedly I hear that you let down more than just your hair , but everybody was clearly having a  good time until a few idiots ruined it .   I mean a bit of slap and tickle is de rigueur for a boozy staff Christmas Party . It's a shame that some wowsers took offense , and made a fuss . I hear that somebody cried , but she was probably drinking gin , which does predispose some women to crying , as we all know , and nobody has suggested that the other three women who complained actually cried . 

Anyway Chris , you have done the right thing by booking into a mental health facility , which will surely impress those on any future jury you might face . 

Please try to banish from your mind thoughts of divorce , shame , crippling  legal prosecution , and bankruptcy .  You have stood by Mr Murdoch for many years , and I am sure he will stand by you in your hour of need .  One could hardly imagine him taking the opportunity to improve his ratings by sacrificing you as entertainment for the Sky News audience ...those vultures . 

And who among us can honestly say that they  haven't occasionally become  rancid on free booze , and turned into  a vile slobbering  sex offender ?   Let he who is without sin cast the first stone , I say . 

Anyway ,  at some stage you will have to face the clamouring journalists on the footpath outside your domicile , which is the way these things are done .   Just stay cool , and be sure to have prominently displayed on your front lawn a sign that reads  ......"  FORGIVE ME YOU FUCKERS ! " 

This shows that you feel just the right amount regret , while retaining your trademark feistiness .

We look forward to seeing you back on the air before long . 

Season's Greetings . 

Your comrade , Ken