Reference:- The Sky News hosts have hinted that Mr Albanese is shirking his responsibilities .
Dear Sky News team ,
Although you are wisely biting your tongues , it's obvious that you think Mr Albanese ( AKA as ' eachway Albo ' ) is in hiding pretending to be clapped up with contagion . Doubtless he wants to avoid the flak surrounding the recent rise in interest rates . But don't think for a minute he is in residence at The Lodge .
The preferred hideout for Prime Ministers is Hawaii , and I reckon a capable investigative journalist would be able to find him there on a beach sipping a pina colada.
Obviously , if you catch him by surprise , it would be a great opportunity to ask him a question that he isn't expecting . A conversation might go something like this .
Reporter . " I thought you said you were at the Lodge ? "
Prime Minister " I don't know where you got that idea . I never said that . "
Reporter " Do you think you should be in Hawaii now ? The Governor of the Reserve Bank has just made a number of grim predictions about the state of the economy ".
Prime Minister " Look , I don't hold with those . "
I showed this to Ken Junior , but he was a bit confused and didn't know which Prime Minister I was talking about . However I know you will get the drift .
Your comrade , Ken .
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