Reference :- Sky News will soon be featuring a special report by Peta Credlin .

Reference:-  Peta Credlin will soon release the sequel to her unforgettable 2020 documentary " Deadly Decisions ".  We can hardly wait . 

Dear Peta, 

                         That " documentary " you ran back in 2020 , in which you pilloried the Premier of Victoria , sure vanished into obscurity mighty fast .  And according to the polls , Premier Andrews  ( AKA " Dangerous Dan "  or " Comrade Dan " at Sky News ) has an almost two thirds approval rating at present ... probably some sort of record . How soon people forget , hey Peta.   

I asked the lads at The Sky Reply if they remembered your first effort at destroying Mr Andrews' reputation . 

" Do you lads remember Peta Credlin's first effort at destroying Mr Andrews'  reputation ? " , I said . 

" What was that ? " , Ken junior said . 

" You know . It had creepy music and sinister voice overs . " , I said . 

" Can't place it ." , Monte said . 

" She called it Deadly Decisions " , I said . 

" Wasn't that a horror flick starring Glenn Close ? ", Gabbo said . 

" No.  ", I said . 

" Oh , wait on . Now I remember . That was the expose she started by telling a blatant lie . How come she was never sued for that ? " , Ken junior said . 

 " Yeah , well I bet she relies on better research this time . " , I said . 

Anyway Peta , my point is this .  Being a busy lady you probably haven't noticed that there is an election coming up in Victoria in a few weeks , so it is vital that your sequel to the Daniel Andrews revelations doesn't flop horrendously , like your first effort .  For the love of God , don't destroy your credibility at the very start of the show by telling a blatant lie that anybody can fact check on the interweb .  Make sure your research team is up to speed . 

Also , I would avoid using the tired cliche " Stockholm Syndrome " . Let your comrade Paul Murray run with that , it better befits his particular intellect , if you get my drift . 

Gabbo reckons you shouldn't wear the same red clobber you wore in "Dangerous Decisions " , since it might remind folk of that sad failure .  He suggests perhaps a coat made from 101 Dalmations , whatever that means . 

Please don't stuff up.  You fought so bravely against the foes of Scott Morrison , and Donald Trump , and Boris Johnson , and  Tony Abbott , and Christian Porter et al .  All to no avail . 

You are overdue for a win . 

Your comrade , Ken