Reference :- We all look forward to Paul Murray's insightful and unbiased analysis of tomorrow's federal budget speech .
Dear Paul ,
There's not much time left in which to write your budget analysis , but that is no problem for a journalist of your standing . Clearly you don't have to hear the budget speech before responding it . Some commentators have described it as the most leaked budget in history , but even if it had not been leaked you would still be able to write your detailed analysis well prior to it's release .
Nonetheless , in case you are pressed for time , here are a few lines you can run with , inspired by previous statements you have made .
" Talk about a fake budget ! Nothing to see here . This idiot Chalmers needs to pull his horns in and make the big brave decisions . Nobody believes his garbage about the floods and the war in Ukraine contributing to rising living costs, or the fallacies and spin he used to blame the coalition for the mess the lefties have made of the economy in just a few months . We told you on this show that this would happen , and now the wankers are telling us that the inflation rate will magically fall just in time for the next election . Give me a break ! "
This will have more impact if you feign masturbation and laugh at the end of your delivery ... something of a trademark of yours that will require no practice .
You can use this without consideration for copyright , although we would appreciate an acknowledgement should it feature at the Walkley Awards .
Your comrade , Ken
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