Reference :- The traveling show is in Kooralya for the week .

Reference :-   This year the Kooralya show features a clairvoyant . Ken junior went for a consultation . 

Here at the Sky Reply we are not superstitious . And if we did decide to support a superstition it wouldn't be astrology or clairvoyance or the like .   I mean , if a chap decides to sacrifice rational thought and run with some brand of superstition it may as well be a tax deductible one .  Preferably one that receives a lot of government support , like that  Hillsong Church mob promoted  by the former Prime Minister. 

Anyway , for some it can occasionally be fun to look at a horoscope , or visit a fortune teller , and yesterday Ken junior paid twenty quid  ( sadly non -tax deductible )  to consult a clairvoyant about his dreams .   Lately Ken junior has been experiencing the same dream most nights . It goes like this ....

Ken junior is wandering through an apocalyptic cityscape .  The public facilities are in a state of ruin , and the streets are brimming with desperate crowds of protestors .  The protestors carry placards with a variety of slogans .  Some say  " We need a living wage " . Some say " Health care for all " . Some say " Tax the rich " .  Some say " Stop subsidizing coal "  .  Some say  " End the capitalist wars " .  Some say " Cancel student debt " .   Some say "  Compensation for flood victims now ".   Some say " Stop wages theft " .  Some say " We need a federal ICAC " . Some say " Support aged care workers ".  Some say " Support nurses " . Some say " Support teachers ".  Some say " No more deaths in custody ".   Some say " Support the homeless ".   Some say " Climate change is an existential crisis " .  There are many many more . 

In his dream Ken junior pushes  through this angry crowd, and eventually he comes across an odd young man wearing a dress .  Suddenly Rupert Murdoch arrives on a golden litter carried by the Sky News team . He points at the young man and proclaims .  " He is the problem . The crazy woke lefties are ruining civilization as we know it . "   The Sky News team lower the litter , rush at the young man , and beat him with rolled up newspapers .   Young Andy Bolt is drunk and particularly violent . " Don't hurt him too much Andy , we need to attack him again every day for a long time yet " , Mr Murdoch says .  Dozens of media cameras focus on the crazy woke leftie , and the thousands of protestors are ignored . 

Personally , I reckon that is a pretty weird dream .   I told Ken junior as much . 

" Personally , I reckon that is a pretty weird dream .  " , I said 

" What do you think it means ? " ,  Ken junior said . 

 " It doesn't seem to mean anything . " , I said . 

 " Well the clairvoyant told me what she thinks it means . " , Ken junior said . 

 " And what is that ? " , I said 

 " She said it means I am sexually repressed . " , Ken junior said . 

 " That's completely ridiculous. Anyway, what will we cook for dinner ? ",  I said . 

 " I won't be home for dinner . " , Ken junior said . 

 " Why not ? " , I said . 

 " The clairvoyant invited me for drinks at the pub after work ." , Ken junior said . 

  The sooner the traveling show leaves town the better , as far as I am concerned . 

Your comrade , Ken