Reference:- A motion that was regularly moved has vanished from sittings of Parliament lately .

 Reference :-  The days when somebody in the coalition could gag the opposition in Parliament are well and truly passed . 

Dear members of the temporarily unpopular Coalition , 

                                                                                          These are indeed trying times for you .  It's bad enough that the crazy lefties now run parliament , and even worse that they are merely the puppets of greedy unions  , but you also have to listen to them expose all manner of confidential business from your decade at the helm . Honestly, how can you be expected to keep certain matters out of the public eye if you can't have one of your Members of Parliament stand up and shout " I move that the speaker be no longer heard ." ? 

Certain matters are best kept confidential , but the crazy socialists who won the election in a landslide don't seem to understand that . Where , I ask , are their ethics  ? 

Anyway , it is important that you don't panic .  Mr Dutton and that young Angus Taylor chap asked some pretty stupid questions in Parliament this week , which only brought unwelcome attention upon them .  If a chap went out to dinner in his underpants ,  it would be unwise to ask somebody to explain why they are dining out while not wearing a tie . 

Fear and loss of empowerment often causes panic , and the prospect of an independent ICAC has clearly rattled the Coalition more than somewhat .   Please stay calm and keep your mouths zipped for as long as you can .  You can always point out that although you may have taken some liberties with the public purse strings , these are now ancient history , and nobody should be held to account for something that happened long ago . To do so would be nothing but a vindictive witch hunt . One might just as well lock somebody in the slammer for a murder they committed decades ago . 

For now , saying silent in Parliament is your best strategy . Saying nothing served you well during  the recent Jobs and Skills Summit , so take a lesson from that . 

Your comrade , Ken 

PS   Ken junior  ( the smart aleck ) just told me that somebody has just been put in jail for a murder that dates back decades .  I don't know why he enjoys correcting me all the time .  For the love of God .... teenage boys .... who needs them ?