Reference :- Mr Barilaro was too ill to attend part two of the parliamentary inquiry regarding his possible breaches of ministerial standards .
We were all snuggled up in front of the tele at 10.00 am this morning , coffees in hand , eager to watch Mr Barilaro further explain to a parliamentary inquiry that his ministerial report card was free of any blemishes . Sadly he didn't show , and we are told he is unwell .
Ken junior is inclined to be a tad cynical for a lad of tender years .
" Ha. Barilaro just faked a sickie to avoid appearing . ", Ken junior said .
" That is an unkind thing to say . If he claims he is sick , then no doubt he is sick . " , I said .
" Don't tell me you believe him. " , Ken junior said .
" If you had paid attention , you would have noticed that he didn't look very well at the first hearing . Didn't you see how sweaty his forehead was while he struggled to answer all those questions ? He was obviously already becoming sick . " , I said .
" Or he hadn't taken enough Inderal . ", Ken junior said .
" What's Inderal ? " , I said
" It's a Beta blocker " , Ken junior said .
" Oh , that Inderal . " , I said . Knowingly .
Anyway, I had better jump on the interweb and look up this Inderal stuff before Ken junior is on to me .
Your comrade , Ken .
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