Reference :- The Tory team must be running short of players if Angus Taylor was their best candidate for the position of shadow treasurer.
Dear Angus ,
It warms my heart to see a young bloke like you rise in the Tory ranks so fast . And it takes a lot to warm my heart these days , what with the frosty weather and the electric heater being too costly to run and all that .
The Sky Reply's contributing editor , Gabbo , filled me in regarding your credentials , for as you doubtless know , Ken junior is away on leave at the moment . ( Coincidentally at the same time as the barmaid from the Kooralya pub it seems . )
Gabbo tells me you will make an excellent shadow treasurer , since you are adept with the nuances of shadowy deals . Especially ones involving water , and the environment . Those are big issues in the minds of many citizens these days , so I am sure your experience will be invaluable .
Gabbo also says you may have a lot on your hands if the incompetent new socialist government establishes their promised anti - corruption commission . But as the shadowy ... I mean shadow treasurer , I don't imagine you will have anything to do with it. And surely nobody wants some silly kangaroo court established . As you say , that would only distract from the serious duties of government .
Anyway Angus , back when your mob were in office , Gabbo wrote a limerick for one of our regular limerick competitions . I am sure you would have seen it , but here it is again . It's a timely reminder of why we shouldn't establish an anti-corruption commission , not back then , or ever .
The Anti-corruption Commission ( by Gabbo )
There once was a great eruption ,
When the people got sick of corruption ,
But the PM and his sort ,
Stayed immune from the court ,
It avoided , they said , the disruption . .
Stay out of the cold .
Your comrade , Ken
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