Reference :- Rita Panahi and Rowan Dean interviewed each other (again ) on " Outsiders " concerning the topic of rising prices .
Dear Rita and Rowan ,
Here at the Sky Reply we approve of graphs . Usually Rowan shows us graphs that prove a new Ice Age is upon us , but on this occasion it was a graph proving that climate alarmists are causing inflation . The thing about graphs is that they are easy to understand , and cannot be manipulated like statistical data . It has been said that if you torture data enough they will confess to anything , but that is not so with graphs .
Anyway , we could clearly see on the graph you showed us that the use of the expression " climate catastrophe " by the media has risen in tandem with prices . The correlation is indisputable . But don't expect the media to stop alarming us about the climate , doubtless they are profiting nicely from this shameful manipulation .
Furthermore , and we offer this observation gratis , have you noticed that house prices have risen in tandem with your use of the expression " crazy lefties ". ? We plotted the graph , and that correlation is also indisputable .
Perhaps you could consider avoiding the expression for a few weeks while house prices fall , and then using it at every opportunity to push prices up again ? Let us know if you decide to do it , since we could form a consortium out here in Kooralya , buy a beachfront unit while the price is right, and later sell it for a handsome profit .
Sure , it is a bit like insider trading ( Ken junior reckons we could call it " Outsider Trading " ) , but times are tough and we all need to make a quid .
Thanking you in advance ,
Your comrade , Ken
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