Reference:- Sky News is in mourning after the Teal Independents stole the election .
Dear Peta ,
The sombre black you wore during last night's cutting edge presentation duly reflected the grief felt by the electorate following Mr Morrison's crushing defeat . ( Except , of course , for the deluded two thirds of the population who voted him out , who are unseemly in their jubilation . ) It was brave of you to soldier on despite your distress , although the difficulty you had reading the teleprompter did give the game away .
Ken junior heartlessly remarked that your bumbling with the teleprompter worked in your favor , since it concealed the fact that nothing you said made any sense . That may be true , but the young have it too easy these days , and don't know know what it is like to experience emotional devastation .
Anyway Peta , please don't wear black for too long . You don't want the great unwashed to think you are milking the situation for all it's worth . Your comrade , Paul Murray , has been doing that , and nothing looks more pathetic than a teary eyed man of generous girth raving like a spiteful lunatic .
We look forward to seeing you all glammed up in colorful designer fabrics by week's end .
But avoid anything in a shade of teal , at least for the moment .
Your comrade , Ken .
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