Reference :- Trevor Sofield was a High Commissioner in a previous Liberal government , but that doesn't mean he is allowed to talk with Scott Morrison during a public meeting on the campaign trail .
Dear Scott Morrison's Security Team ,
For the love of God , how are you expected to do your job properly if you can't shove an old bloke around when he asks permission to speak ? That shoving about looked very respectful , and I reckon the old bloke had a hide expecting to get special treatment just because he is a retired High Commissioner . We live in a democracy where citizens enjoy equal rights , and he should be shoved around just the same as any other 75 year old with a PhD and an Honors Degree .
The last thing Mr Morrison needs is some overqualified academic with years of experience in the Solomon Islands asking stupid questions while he is buttering up the unwashed in a swinging seat .
Fortunately most of the media have missed this awkward moment , but if it does surface somewhere in the dying days of the campaign and Mr Morrison is asked to comment , I suggest he respond by saying ..
" Well that's a lie . It never happened . "
If actual footage of the said " shoving about " is shown to him , he can say ...
" Well I never asked anybody to do that . That's not my job . "
Furthermore , if somebody says that Mr Sofield found the "shoving about " traumatic , and asks whether Mr Morrison will apologize and speak with him, Mr Morrison should say...
" Look , I understand that a " shoving about " can be traumatic , and he has my sympathy . But I can assure you that my government is committed to listening to voters . We are not like the Labor party , who think they have the answers for everything but only put up taxes and power prices . "
And if a particularly persistent journalist says " But will you apologize and talk with Mr Sofeld ? " , Mr Morrison should say ....
" I believe I have just answered that question . "
Of course , this is simply Mr Morrison's standard recipe for dealing with the free ( for the moment ) press.
However, he has a lot on his plate at the moment so he might appreciate some help from a well wisher as election day looms .
Your comrade , Ken
P.S . If you see former Liberal Cabinet Minister Brendan Nelson about , shove him away from Mr Morrison as well . He might let the cat out of the bag regarding the fact that it was him , and not Labor's Kevin Rudd who originally opposed the QUAD security agreement . Mr Morrison specifically accused Kevin Rudd of making that mistake , and a week from the election there are only so many lies he can defend .
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