Reference :- Speaking as the Prime Minister , Scott Morrison explained that Australia does not have a corruption problem. .

 Reference :-   Let's look at the Transparency International corruption index  and see how Australia has moved in the ratings . 

Dear Mr Morrison , sir , 

                                         The media do go on about corruption a lot of late . All they need to do is look at the statistics . Since your government snatched  the reins of power we have only slipped from 7th to 18th on Transparency International's corruption index.  .   That still sees us in  the top twenty for integrity , which is pretty good considering there are so many Labor politicians in the country .  

Anyway Mr Morrison , we have also fallen to 25th in the world for freedom of speech , and I reckon if we let our integrity rating drop down to 25th as well , everything will seem nicely balanced .  And easier to remember .

I have no idea how we can achieve this change in our rating , but if you win in the looming election I am sure you will think of something . 

Your comrade , Ken .