Reference :- What to do ? What to do? What to do ?

Reference :-    Sky News has become so bizarre lately that it is hard to reply .  It has become a parody of itself . 

Dear world wide audience , 

Since Sky News has become unwatchable of late ( just look at the viewer numbers ) we have decided to run another of our ever popular limerick competitions .  Ken junior said he would  set the rules , which he outlined  as follows . 

"  No obscene language ,  no woke leftist greenie rubbish,  no sexism or racism , no virtue signalling , no political ideology ......oh stuff it ..... they're limericks .....just  bloody go for it for Christ's sake ! "  

Entries will remain anonymous and the Sky Reply reserves the right to use the limericks in any promotional material  or advertising , and for any  educational or training purposes ,  or for general harassment of public figures as they see fit . 

In the event of unexpected litigation the anonymity of entrants will be forfeited  immediately.

 Here  is the first entry .        

                                         "Sky News is full of it. "   ( by anon )    

                                Though I know it is easy to snivel ,

                                Sky News is chaotic drivel , 

                               It's become standard practice , 

                               To confuse and distract us , 

                              With opinions deranged and uncivil  .

 

More to follow . 

Your comrade , Ken