Reference :- Loaded language offends young Rowan .... except when his own team uses it .
Dear Rowan ,
You certainly were quick to notice that the ABC , sorry , I mean the taxpayer funded ABC, has resorted to using " loaded language . This is the kind of thing that can go unnoticed , so we applaud you for drawing the problem to our attention . As a taxpayer funded media outlet they must eschew loaded language . Sky News also benefits from taxpayer subsidies to the tune of millions of quid , and realising it's obligations , your company has set the standard in this regard . You would never resort to manipulating public opinion by normalising loaded language like the ABC ... I mean the taxpayer funded ABC ... does.
After pondering your insightful revelation , we have noticed that loaded language is now very widespread . One can't help but wonder how this sorry state of affairs arose . Who do you think might have started it Rowan ? Ken junior has drafted a list of possible culprits . It's by no means complete , but you have to start somewhere . And here it is , quoted from the archives of Sky News .
1. " the taxpayer funded ABC "
2. "climate alarmists "
3. "sleepy Joe Biden"
4. "chairman Dan Andrews" ( AKA "deadly Dan " )
5. 'woke greenies " ( which would include " the latte sipping inner city " cohort )
6. "virtue signalers "
7. "marxists of the new world order "
8. " brain dead lefties "
9. " hysterical pandemic promoting socialists "
10. " old testament prophet ( and fool ) Sir David Attenborough "
There are many more likely candidates Rowan . Ken junior reckons Peta Credlin deserves a mention . She invented the term " carbon tax " to describe the proposed emissions trading scheme prior to a federal election . It worked wonders as a scare tactic , and she subsequently admitted that she knew the term was completely misleading , stating " It was never a carbon tax. " .
Recently she has started a fresh carbon tax scare , and doubtless it will work again . But let's keep quiet about that , since she is on our team .
Your comrade , Ken .
P.S. How is the ice age coming along ? We have found a couple of good sites for Igloos and are keen to get started , but a chap can't build an igloo out of dust .
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