Reference :- Andrew ( I am not a white supremacist ) Bolt and his nervous sidekick at Sky News , Rowan ( the ice age is upon us ) Dean reminded us that folk of white Anglo - Celtic ancestry are losing the culture wars.
Dear Andy,
We are starting to worry , here at he Sky Reply , that young Rowan Dean is losing his mojo . Ken junior reckons it's because your CEO chap has been copping some pretty tricky questions during the current Senate Inquiry into the media . You know , not only the questions about Sky News spreading misinformation , but also the ones about telling straight out lies . Fortunately your boss is doing a good job of not actually answering the questions properly , although appearing weak and incompetent is the price he has had to pay for adopting a strategy of obfuscation .
We have noticed that young Rowan has stopped talking about the coming ice age , perhaps fearful that he might also be accused of spreading lies . And to be honest , that is wise , since his main source of information on climate change is a shadowy site on the interweb called " Electroverse " which is utterly devoid of credibility.
Anyway Andy , it was kind of you to interview Rowan and give him a confidence boost . Initially he looked worried that you might have hit the bottle again , but if you were brimming with dutch courage you concealed the fact well and Rowan was soon completely relaxed and cracking hilarious jokes at the expense of Aborigines .
We quite enjoyed hearing the latest crucial news about the war on western civilization . How you regularly manage to uncover one sentence in one newspaper that can be blown out of proportion is a credit to your research team .
In this instance it was the subversive assertion that the Man from Snowy River in the iconic poem by Banjo Paterson may have been an aboriginal stockman . If anything proves we are facing a war against western civilization , that certainly does . Everybody knows the man from snowy river was a white european christian with flawless credentials ...and probably blue eyes .
But I must tell you Andy , the contributing editor here at The Sky Reply , Gabbo , reckons that it could be true that the said Man from Snowy River was indigenous . Apparently highly competent aboriginal stockmen were quite common in Mr Paterson's days , as they are now .
Gabbo also said that since the hero of the poem is entirely fictitious , the reader can envisage him however they prefer. Gabbo pictures him as indigenous with dark knowing eyes . Monte pictures him as having a slight physique with red hair and freckles . I picture him as a balding old bloke with a generous gut , like Rooster Cogburn in " True Grit " ...... for some reason . Ken junior pictures him as a gorgeous young woman disguised as a bloke so she could join chase ...... for some reason .
Anyway , it was nice to see Rowan laughing at his own clever jokes . And they weren't really racist , because he was laughing with black folk rather than at them . Mind you , he did miss the opportunity to make an hilarious observation . Mr Paterson did live in racist times , and I daresay that if he pictured his horse riding hero as indigenous he would have called the poem " The Boong from Snowy River . "
That would have scored Rowan plenty of much needed laughs , but the opportunity has now sadly passed .
Your comrade , Ken .
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