Tuesday, September 14, 2021

Reference :- Sky host Andy bolt warned us about scaremongering .

Reference :  The imminent climate conference will fairly overflow with scaremongering , according to young Andy Bolt . 

Here at The Sky Reply we were munching on takeaway pizza  as we listened to young Andy Bolt warn us about the scaremongering that will characterize the upcoming Glasgow Climate Change Conference . 

" Looks like we had better brace ourselves for a bit of scaremongering . "   , I said . 

 " Define scaremongering . " , Ken junior said . 

 "  It's self explanatory . " , I said . 

  " Albert Einstein once said that he thought he knew what  " time " was , until he tried to define it  and discovered that he couldn't . "    Ken junior said . 

 " Then your mate Albert Einstein or what's his name is an idiot ." , I said  . 

 Ken junior then asked me to define " woke " " leftist " " marxist "  " socialist "  " communist"   " greenie " and " social justice warrior . " 

" That's easy , they are the same . " , I said . 

" So what are they then ? " , Ken junior said 

 " Idiot's , just like your mate Einstein . " ,  I explained  

Ken junior said nothing ,

 " Pass me a slice of the BBQ meat lovers . " ,  I said 

Ken junior passed me the smaller of the two remaining slices , and started eating the other slice himself .  

    " Would you call an officer on the deck of the Titanic who is informing passengers that the ship is sinking  a scaremonger ? " ,  Ken junior said . 

 Then he stood up and grabbed the last of the garlic bread  . 

" I am feeding this to Dog . " , Ken junior said .  And stormed out . 

 " Hey ! That's my garlic bread ! "  , I shouted

Honestly ,  I have know idea what the lad was going on about with all that stuff about the Titanic .  Maybe it has something to do with errant icebergs , which seem to feature regularly in the news these days ? 

 

Your comrade , Ken .


 


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