Reference :- As hoped , we can reveal a fresh approach to the provision of aged care .

 Reference :-   The Sky Reply team visited octogenarian and local identity , Harry , who outlined what he plans to do when he reaches old age . 

Harry has always been a " do it yourself " type .    He erected  the shed he lives in himself , and has always maintained it . He  built his old Landrover himself , using parts from a couple of wrecks .    If the fridge or the washing machine packs it in , he will repair it himself . I guess you would call him an all round handiman . 

After watching Jonesie report on the state of aged care facilities nation wide , Harry has decided he can turn his shed into his own an aged care facility .  He ran his idea past us , and we have to admit it has merit . 

Harry reckons he can reproduce all the features essential to any aged care facility . 

1.    He can readily transform his bunk into a rat infested bed with filthy sheets at no cost .

2.    He reckons sitting all day in a pair of soiled pajamas can also be achieved at no cost . 

3.    He claims that eating a diet of slop devoid of nutrition is inexpensive and requires no culinary expertise . 

4.    He can arrange to gradually drain his bank account by leasing a BMW for an arrogant  CEO .

5.    He can medicate himself into a stupor with moonshine Rum from his still , saving the cost of tablets . 

6 .   He already doesn't get any visitors , so that won't change . 

However , he did ask me and Ken junior to help him with the last two things . 

" I need somebody to disturb me from a peaceful nap three times each day to serve me lukewarm tea and a stale biscuit .  And I need somebody to sexually assault me in the bathroom when I am taking a shower . "  Harry said .

Ken junior looked nervously about . 

"  I will stock up on teabags and Arrowroot biscuits then . "   ,  Ken junior said . 

And swiftly departed . 

Your comrade , Ken .