Thursday, April 1, 2021

Reference :- While missing all the best news stories , Sky host Andy Bolt gave us his updated opinion concerning statues .

 Reference :-   Andy Bolt was horrified by the anger directed at historic statues throughout the western world in recent times .  But apparently statues are not all equal .

Tearing down , moving , defacing and expressing anger over statues is very foolish , as you have said many times Andy  .  While the occasional statue might honor a murderer , or a slave trader , or a war monger or even misrepresent history ( as does the statue of Richard the Lionheart outside the Palace of Westminster in London ) it is still a valuable part of our heritage .  Rather like a faded sepia photograph of a great uncle who was jailed for cattle duffing in 1876 , which still deserves a place in the family album . 

But Andy ,  as you say , this Greta Thunberg tribute is taking things way to far . You tell us that Winchester University is erecting a statue of this troublesome teenage girl !  How dare they ?     She may have millions of supporters globally and is possibly the most influential teenager of her generation , but that doesn't mean she deserves a place in history .  In this instance the best thing we can do is forget that she ever existed . 

When you explained a few months ago that it is petty nonsense to take offense at statues , there had been no mention of this outrageous Greta Thunberg idol , even though it had been commissioned and paid for back in 2019 .  Ah.... remember those glorious pre -Covid days Andy ? 

Anyway , I reckon we should keep reminding  people that it cost a massive 23,000 quid . Money that could have been put aside for Covid relief , if we had known a pandemic was coming . 

One more thing Andy .   Ken junior wants to know why  the Greta idol  was so cheap.  Our new Captain Cook statue ran to about 3 million bucks .  He thinks we taxpayers may have been overcharged , but I told him the government always ensures that we get value for money .  As usual , I am sure we can rely upon you for an explanation .

Your comrade , Ken .

 


 


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