Reference :- Sky News has overlooked some of the biggest current news stories . Why is that ?
Dear Sky News Team ,
Most of us tired of hearing about the stupidity of the " woke ". ( If we ignore them , they will probably go away . ) But sadly , Sky News has become obsessed with a desire to comb the corners of the globe searching for examples of "wokeness " , however trivial .
In the meantime , there has been much startling and important news from around the world which Sky News should subject to their astute analysis . Here at The Sky Reply we have decided to steer you in the direction of these events , since your preoccupation with the " woke " has distracted you from the actual real news .
Today's tip concerns the litigation that Donald Trump's election team is facing . Dominion Voting Systems is suing the Trump team for lying about voter fraud . The sum involved comfortably surpasses a billion quid . That is a story you should follow . After all , Sky News repeatedly told us that there was widespread voter fraud which stole the election from Mr Trump . And you must have known the facts , since an establishment with your impeccable credentials would never perpetrate a lie .
This is your chance to come forward and set the record straight . A detailed expose by Andy Bolt and Rowan Dean is the way to go . Those chaps don't hold back .
But whatever you do , don't just remain silent . It gives the impression that you are evading the issue to avoid being sued yourselves . Furthermore it looks cowardly .
Ken junior has offered the following banner headline for your consideration .
" Dominion Voting Systems run by liars and crooks . "
It is pleasingly unambiguous , don't you think ?
Your comrade , Ken
P.S. If you need a cheap lawyer , my cousin Arthur can help . For a little baksheesh he will say anything in court .
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