Reference :- How did Ken junior do it ?
As an older chap, I am not much interested in salacious gossip . But Ken junior , annoyingly in his prime , has a great interest in such matters , and likes to keep his fingers on the pulse , so to speak. This is why his hunch about the Attorney - General proved to be on the money .
I asked Ken junior what gossip I had missed .
And Ken junior told me that several people reckon they had seen a boozed up young Christian Porter cuddling and kissing somebody at the Manuka Pub in Canberra back in 2017. Young Christian's wife and toddler were in Perth at the time , and he may have been unable to get their permission for such behaviour at short notice .
A journalist supposedly took a photo , but is said to have been bullied into deleting it by another of our honorable politicians whom I have decided to leave unnamed .
Actually I have changed my mind . It was Alan Tudge .
Anyway , young Christian was given a stern talking to by Prime Minister of the day , Malcolm Turnbull , and warned that committing deplorable turpitude would damage his chances of becoming Attorney- General , and furthermore , was a serious security risk .
Young Christian was not entirely free with the truth about the matter when approached by the media .
The lads who knew him during his Salad Days at Uni were unsurprised .
He had quite a reputation .
Well, I reckon this was indeed a pretty useful hint for Ken junior , so I won't give him too much credit for his prediction .
Monte , who likes to draw cartoons , whipped up a quickie to illustrate the point .
It showed a line up of assorted characters from children's books . They were Donald Duck , Mickey Mouse , The Cat in the Hat , and Yogi Bear .
" I wonder which one was caught defecating in the woods ? " the caption read .
Your comrade , Ken .
P.S . I didn't bother to ask Ken junior if young Christian was reported as kissing a young woman or wildly making out with a gorgeous and virile young man . Such things don't interest me .
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