Reference :- To quote from The Blues Brothers , "the band is getting back together ".
The good thing about the Sky News anchors is that each has a unique style , and each evaluates the news from a different perspective , free of blind ideology . No matter who you are , you can choose a style of presentation and a viewpoint that you find appealing .
Here at The Sky Reply we have listed the key opinion makers at Sky News , and indicated their particular flair . Now you can quickly choose which presenter you would prefer to have telling you how to think .
Peta Credlin ... Angry , right wing , science denier .
Alan Jones ... Belligerent , conservative , anti - intellectual .
Chris Kenny ... Spiteful , old guard , troglodyte .
Rowan Dean ... Enraged , obstinate , ignoramus .
Paul Murray ... Irate , illiberal , philistine .
Andrew Bolt ... Resentful , tory , university drop out .
Rita Panahi ... Aggrieved , anti -leftist , lowbrow .
With such a diverse array of opinion makers , there is no need for anybody to look elsewhere for their daily news. Certainly not the ABC ( AKA The Taxpayer Funded ABC ) .
Oh . Ken junior just told me that we should include Mr Cory Bernardi , who has recently brought his own special style to the hallowed studios of Sky News .
Cory Bernadi ... Uptight , neo-liberal , fabian conspiracist
A full definition of " fabian " can be found in any edition of Funk and Wagnalls .
According to Ken junior , the fabians do lean a tad left .
Your comrade , Ken .
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