Saturday, February 6, 2021

Reference:- According to the recently dusted former leader of the National Party , Australia's government debt is more concerning than climate change . 

Reference :-   Hyperlipidemic Sky News anchor , Paul Murray , interviewed Mr Barnaby Joyce . 

It seems  that government debt has hit 1.7 trillion quid .  That is serious money .  Mr Joyce has reminded us that we have to pay it back over the next generation . Nobody here at The Sky Reply quite understands what the rush is , especially since interest rates are lower than a snake's belly . 

Meanwhile , learned gentlemen at Melbourne University tell us that over three decades , climate change is going to cost the economy more than 2.7 trillion .  

I guess that means we had better pay back that  1.7 trillion pronto , so we only have another trillion to fork out as the planet to bakes to a cinder  . 

 The whole situation is hard to comprehend .  

Anyway , in other news ,  the other day  Monte decided that he couldn't afford to replace the timing belt on his motorbike .  He wanted to pay off his tab at the Kooralya pub first , even though they don't charge any interest . 

Sadly the belt broke , and he blew up his engine .   Now he has a full rebuild to pay for . 

 I told him to stop fretting . The way he is going on about it , you would think he had lost trillions . 

Your comrade , Ken .

 

 

 



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