Reference :- Hyperlipidemic Sky News anchor , Paul Murray , interviewed Mr Barnaby Joyce .
It seems that government debt has hit 1.7 trillion quid . That is serious money . Mr Joyce has reminded us that we have to pay it back over the next generation . Nobody here at The Sky Reply quite understands what the rush is , especially since interest rates are lower than a snake's belly .
Meanwhile , learned gentlemen at Melbourne University tell us that over three decades , climate change is going to cost the economy more than 2.7 trillion .
I guess that means we had better pay back that 1.7 trillion pronto , so we only have another trillion to fork out as the planet to bakes to a cinder .
The whole situation is hard to comprehend .
Anyway , in other news , the other day Monte decided that he couldn't afford to replace the timing belt on his motorbike . He wanted to pay off his tab at the Kooralya pub first , even though they don't charge any interest .
Sadly the belt broke , and he blew up his engine . Now he has a full rebuild to pay for .
I told him to stop fretting . The way he is going on about it , you would think he had lost trillions .
Your comrade , Ken .
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