Reference : Sky News icon and whimsical weatherboy Rowan Dean has returned , better than ever .

Reference:-   We are barely into the New Year , but already Rowan Dean is mocking .....pretty well everybody .

Welcome back Rowan . I see you have hit the deck running .   It is only January , and so far you have ridiculed ...lets see....  climate science ,  medical science ,  all the elected leaders of the western world , the Chinese government and a number of movers and shakers in the wide world of sport .   Obviously you haven't ridiculed President Trump , who will be back " in some form " to save us from ourselves faster than we can can shout " rigged election ".   (  Yes, I know he isn't actually the President now , but in the hearts of those who love him , he will always be President Trump . )

Anyway Rowan , even without a Svengali in the oval office , it's going to be a hectic year , what with all the fake news about pandemics and climate change and the like . But rest assured that The Sky Reply is still here to help.    Last year we recommended that you get a haircut , and it's no coincidence that since trimming your locks your career has blossomed . 

 Getting down to business , our first tip for this year concerns the winds of change blowing through the corridors  of the Sky News parent company in Old Blighty .  You might need to sit down when you read this . 

 Sky has decided that climate change is real , and has signed up as a major sponsor for this year's climate summit in Glasgow !

 You might recall that the last climate summit was held in Madrid  . Everything was on fire at the time of the Spanish get together  ,  especially the career of Angus Taylor , but this year the summit will be held during winter in Scotland . I fear that as usual you might take the opportunity to prance about in a beanie and gloves , laughing at the whole event . But since Sky will be a major sponsor it might behove you to keep your mouth zipped .  After all , a chap needs a job if he wants to keep bread on his table . 

 Of course you will want to ridicule something , that goes without saying , so perhaps you could ridicule the Glaswegians themselves . They have a rich history of leftest rebellion so there is plenty of material for you there .   Ken junior has offered to do the research for you gratis , and Gabbo has offered to write the jokes . 

 (  Gabbo will invoice you separately for a modest emolument which you can pay in cash to avoid GST . I did ask him to provide his services pro bono but he just laughed his head off . ) )

 Don't think of it as a retreat Rowan ,  just a strategic withdrawal while you wait for things to cool down, so to speak  .     Last year may have tied for equal hottest year on record , and the last seven years were the hottest seven as well , but a ridiculous run like that can't last . 

Your comrade , Ken .