Reference :- Adani has decided to change their company name to " Bravus ". It's a real problem for protesters who have spent hard earned money on anti - Adani signs and banners .
The Sky Reply team has been forced to throw all their anti - Adani protest signs into the recycling bin . The slick marketing gurus at Adani have decided on a name change , and they have chosen " Bravus " . They have explained that the word is Latin for brave , and they also like the suffix " us " which makes them sound like part of the community .
Embarrassingly the slick marketing gurus must have skipped their Latin classes at school , since the word "bravus " is actually latin for "crooked' and "mercenary' . I guess if they were already skipping classes on ecology and ethics , why would they bother yawning their way through Latin lessons ?
Ken junior said he reckons most folk would have no idea regarding the correct Latin translation , but wondered why Adani would even bother to go to all the expense of changing their name .
Monte said he thought it was a cunning strategy , like when the cops caught a chap who ran crooked poker games out the back of the Kooralya pub . The cheat just moved to another town , changed his name , and went back to running crooked poker games .
Gabbo reckons Adani , I mean Bravus , could still save face without resorting to another name change . Each time we play scrabble Gabbo always beats us with Aboriginal words we have never heard of . He reckons Adani should say that they are paying respect to the traditional owners of the land they are mining by renaming the company " Bravus " which is an Aboriginal word .
That certainly would deflect attention from the ignoble Latin translation . But I noticed that Gabbo had a bit of a look about him . "
" Is 'bravus ' really an Aboriginal word ? " , I said
" Of course it is . It's a word from the Dreamtime . " , Gabbo said
" What does it mean ? " , I said
" It's hard to give a precise translation into white man's language ." , Gabbo said .
" Try anyway " , I said
" The closest would be ' a thieving pack of lying money grubbing capitalist pricks ' . " , Gabbo said .
" Bravus ad mortem " , I said
( It's surprising how much of one's school Latin is still useful .)
Your comrade , Ken .
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