Reference :- Despite his bluntness and manly appearance , young Paul Murray is quite a wordsmith .
That was pure poetry Paul. I can still remember your exact words .
" pointless puppet princess premiere Palaszczuk" Five words of alliteration is impressive . How long does it take you to think these up ?
Some of the team at the Sky Reply reckon you have a phalanx of highly paid professors of literature working late into the night writing these gems for you . But not me Paul . I reckon you deserve full credit and recognition .
Though I must report , my son and budding poet , Ken junior , was not impressed . He reckons he came up with wittier names for the school teachers when he and his mates wagged school down by the creek when they were in grade three . It's not uncommon for a chap to fall prey to self deception when it comes to recollections of past glories . So in your defence I challenged Ken junior to come up with a longer example of alliteration .
Straight away he retorted , " I wouldn't waste my time on that presumptuous paunchy profligate prejudice perpetrator porky Paul. "
I didn't think Ken junior would give up so easily Paul , but it looks like you are still the champ.
Your comrade , Ken .
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