Reference :- President Trump has tested postive for COVID-19 , who would have thought ?

Reference :-   Sky News anchorman and whisky connoisseur  , Andy Bolt , analysed the circumstances surrounding President Trump's illness .

Well Andy , President Trump and many of his associates are all clapped up with coronavirus . This has given you a meaty bone to chew over the coming days .  You have a very convoluted style of reasoning  , so the lads at The Sky Reply thought they would run  over your key points as a service to your viewers.   ( judging by their comments , some of them might be a sausage short of a barbie which I am sure you will have noticed . )  

But first , Andy , we need to highlight an error .  Sky New's stated that Michael Moore  (  documentary maker and champion of progressives ) hoped  the President would succumb to the dread disease . This is untrue .  On his regular podcast " Rumble "   Mr Moore  sent the President  his best wishes for a speedy recovery . And no , he was not joking .    I guess this was an honest mistake on the part of Sky News . Disagreeing with somebody's politics is one thing , but lying about them damages your credibilty , something Sky News would never risk . 

It was encouraging when you underscored the swiftness of Mr Trump's apparent recovery . The rest of us can be consoled by the thought that should we get clapped up with contagion , all we need is immediate access to a team of medical specialists , who remain at our side around the clock .  Plus some expensive experimental drugs..... and we will be fine . 

And yes indeed Andy , it was great to see that President Trump is still cruising about in cars to make public appearances.   Many of the usual suspects who accompany him are clapped up too , and nowhere to be seen , but overall the appearance of normality is convincing .   You pointed out that Democratic candidate , Mr Joe Biden , appears in public less frequently than President Trump , always wearing a mask , and he isnt't even sick .   The cazy leftists might try to put some spin on that , and suggest that Mr Biden's behaviour has prevented the spread of contagion to himself and his supporters .   But Andy , where is the logic in that ? 

 To change the subject  , we ran the annual "Kooralya Motocross " competition last weekend . Sky Reply contributor , Monte ( the motorcyclist ) competed .  From the very outset poor Monte was cruelly taunted by his main rival , Charlie , because he didn't lap the track quite as fast as Charlie during practice .  Charlie laughed at Monte and blurted  "  I have crashed sixteen times , written off 8 motorcycles and have plates in 9 of my bones , but I can still lap two seconds faster than you , and you have never even crashed ".    It bothers me when sports events become too personal  Andy , though young Monte took it is his stride . 

Anyway Andy ,  that's all the news for now .  I have to run into town and collect Monte's trophy from the engraver  , and then drop by to visit young Charlie while it is still visiting hours at intensive care .

 Your comrade , Ken .