Reference :- Occasionally one gets the impression that Andy Bolt doesn't like Premiere Daniel Andrews .
Good morning Andy . Last night the lads at the Sky Reply grabbed the popcorn and flopped on the sofa to enjoy your latest rant . They always have a great sense of anticipation , and the lads often pour themselves a nip of whiskey so they can join with you in the fun .
But Andy , though your own " hissy fit " was a top shelf effort , you led us astray with your promise of Mr Andrew's "hissy fit " We watched the video footage you presented , eager to see the premiere lose his temper , but were sadly disappointed .
These are Mr Andrews words , as revealed on your cutting edge program .
" That is not ideal . "
" The bubble did not include us . "
" People turning up should never happen again "
Where was the Daniel Andrew's " hissy fit " you promised us Andy ?
The lads were left high and dry , but rather than waste the popcorn , they decided to watch Paul Murray instead . These days young Paul has taken to using the terms " bullshit " and " shit" regularly on his show. Being old fashioned , I told the lads that I find such language offensive , but they replied . " What are you , some kind of woke virtue signalling Marxist ? Paul has to do that to assert his intellectual superiority . " Then they rolled about laughing . Too much whiskey will do that , as you know .
Times are changing for us older folk , I guess . But I still know a " hissy fit when I see one .
Anyway Andy , if you want to see a genuine " hissy fit " , drop by Kooralya sometime and tell Gabbo's dad why you believe there never was a " stolen generation " . But make sure you bring a few Band-Aids and a bottle of Mercurochrome .
Your comrade , Ken .
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