Reference :- The Commonwealth Government paid ten times the going rate for land at Western Sydney Airport. But it was a prudent investment , according to Mr McCormack , because one day the land might actually be worth what we paid for it .
None of us thought of that Mr McCormack . It is a great relief to hear that one day in the distant future the land could be worth even more than the stupendous price we paid . You might recall the figure , which is 30 million quid, paid to Leppington Pastoral . The chaps at Leppington are probably suffering from " sellers remorse " now they realize what they have lost in future capital gain.
Anyway Mr McCormack , while we are on the subject , I wonder if the Commonwealth Government might be interested in buying Ken junior's 1999 Hyundai Excel ? It would be a great way to ferry Mr Morrison about when he wants to take another one of his holidays incognito . It's Red Book value is 1000 quid , but in fifty years it will be a classic . In view of it's likely future value he is prepared to part with it now for ten grand . I am not one for haggling with prices , but if you are happy with the figure of ten grand I will throw in a free Roadworthy Certificate . My mate Trevor does the certificates without seeing the vehicle , which saves a lot of bother , since you obviously prefer your deals to be swift and free of inconvenient scrutiny . You won't get a better deal anywhere, and you will appreciate the savings which could go towards the ten million quid access tunnel you have promised the Leppington's .
I look forward to hearing from you soon , since Ken junior wants the money to help reduce his nightmare HECS debt .
One more thing Mr McCormack . The Hyundai goes like the clappers , so Ken junior asked me to tell you that it has what he calls " the U3-S4 brake assist system ". Apparently that stands for "usually 3 pumps on the pedal , sometimes 4 ".
Your comrade , Ken .
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