Reference :- Sky News anchor Chris Kenny recently informed us that the fire season in California is normal . He hasn't mentioned the fires since .
Just to fill you in Chris , those fires in California are still incinerating the scenery . Plus about 8 thousand buildings . There are now 8300 fires . The August Complex fire has consumed 4000 square klms , which makes it the largest ever recorded in the state . California has endured the five largest conflagrations on record so far this year .
So Chris , it looks like you were breathtakingly wrong when you suggested that the current fire season is normal, but don't sulk . You can still retain a semblance of credibility by running a story accusing leftist greenies of arson and not disposing of their lawn clippings responsibly . But whatever you do , don't mention the 12,000 dry lightning strikes and the record heat waves .
Apparently Chris , many vineyards have suffered from the smoke , which has tainted the grapes . Farmers have a penchant for complaining every time the weather destroys their livelihoods. But Ken junior reckons all it takes is some imagination , and smoke flavoured wine could be the next big thing .
He has suggested some attractive labels for the bottles . For example , " Burnt Beaujolais " , " Smokey Semillon " or " Charred Chablis ". And for those who enjoy a cigarette with their evening tipple , the same wholesome taste could be enjoyed without the need to light up . The marketing possibilities are endless .
A chap like you , Chris , is always on the lookout for a quid , so feel free to pass on Ken junior's suggestion .
But don't forget to keep us in the loop when something gets listed on the stock exchange .
Your comrade , Ken .
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