Friday, October 9, 2020

Reference :- Andy Bolt interviewed fellow Sky News anchor Rowan Dean .

Reference :-  Rowan Dean handled a difficult interview with Andy Bolt rather well considering the circumstances . 

Well done Rowan . I like your new hairdo .  A chap's credibility is usefully enhanced by a tidy coiffure and though it was no doubt fun for you to run the shaggy mop look , it doesn't work if you have nothing much to say . 

 That interview with young Andy Bolt was awkward for you Rowan , and there was no disguising the fact .   Andy's dishevelled look and slurred speech were sad indeed , but you did keep a brave face and cut the chap plenty of slack .  Your generous chuckle when Andy couldn't pronounce the word " choreography " almost succeeded in concealing your discomfort .... but not quite . 

I mean for heaven's sake Rowan , if a chap is tired and emotional  he should surely avoid words like "choreography" , which is difficult to articulate at the best of times .  

The lads at the Sky Reply said that your interview reminded them of an incident at the Kooralya bus stop last week .  Monte and Gabbo were waiting for the bus , and a drunk wandered acrosss from the pub and started raving incoherently .  They couldn't tell whether he was being racist or just joking .  The lads had no idea what to say , but humored the chap by smiling awkwardly and laughing when that seemed appropriate .  They could hardly wait to get on the bus and bugger off.    

 Now you have the new hairdo Rowan , you should distance yourself from Andy .  He has had his hour  to strut and fret upon the stage  , and it would not be fair if he compromised your turn in the spotlight during his decline .    If you dust him , we won't think less of you . 

Your comrade , Ken . 



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