Reference :- The Sky Reply offered some advice to British trade envoy and loyal Australian , Tony Abbott.

Reference .   British trade envoy , Tony  Abbott ,  launched himself into his new role by offering advice to the  pommies regarding  their border protection . 

That's the way Tony , don't start talking about trade straight away , you can move on to that later .  It is probably wise to focus on something other than trade initially , since somebody might bring up the fact that you cost the Australian economy  6 billion quid in lost tariffs and forced the closure of one or two major manufacturing industries . 

The numbers cruncher here at the Sky Reply , young Monte , has done the hard work for you regarding the  suggestion that the pommies follow your example with border protection . 

Here down under , the cost of paying for offshore detention centers has run to about 573,000 aussie quid per detainee per year .   Not bad considering you paid about 50 million to find four lucky refugees safe haven in Cambodia .   Monte reckons that since the pommes have about a million illegal residents , following your advice would cost the British economy  around 300,000,000,000  British pounds per year .  That seems like a lot at first glance , but almost half the money could be recouped simply by cancelling the entire NHS .  Obviously that's only a start , but most of the the remainder could be found by cancelling all the old age pensions .    I reckon the average voter in Old Blighty would see the value in your approach .   

If there is still some reluctance to follow your advice , you could remind the pommies that you are uniquely placed to reap huge profits for them in their trade deals with the suckers back home Australia .   

Rule Britannia Tony !       Your comrade , Ken