Reference :- Perhaps young Andy is feeling a tad remorseful for calling out Prime Minister Morrison the other day .
Andy , whatever you do , don't hit the bottle . The lads at The Sky Reply reckon you were totally wasted during last night's show . I set them straight and explained that you were probably just tired and emotional after confronting the Prime Minister . But they kept laughing at you through your evening telecast , and rolled about cracking jokes about being slaughtered , tanked , wasted and hammered . They can be pretty childish at times , and I had to tell them to settle down because it was hard to understand what you were saying . And for some reason our tele suffered from bad reception and you sounded slurred and hesitant .
Anyway Andy , I am sure you hadn't imbibed too much whisky prior to your nightly performance , but it might be wise to monitor your consumption . My mate Trevor always draws a line on the decanter of his rum still , so he knows where he started before he goes on a two week bender . So there's a good tip for something you could do . ( I mean the line , not the two week bender . )
You seem like a chap with a healthy sense of humour , so I know you will find this funny . Gabbo ( the aborigine ) jumped up last night and swooped about the room with arms outstretched shaking his head and repeatedly asking " Who am I ? Who am I ? " When we said we couldn't guess , he blurted ,
" Andy Bolt under full sail ! " and fell to the floor clutching his belly with laughter .
That set us all off , but there was no offense meant , Andy .
You and Gabbo may occupy opposite ends of the colour spectrum , and every other spectrum I can think of , but as you so often remind us , that doesn't mean there isn't a strong mutual respect .
Your comrade , Ken
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