Friday, August 14, 2020

Reference :- Sky anchor Andy Bolt seemed rather " tired and emotional " last night .

Reference :-   Perhaps young Andy is feeling a tad remorseful for calling out Prime Minister Morrison the other day . 

Andy , whatever you do , don't hit the bottle .   The lads at The Sky Reply reckon you were totally wasted during last night's show .  I set them straight and explained that you were probably just tired and emotional after confronting the Prime Minister .  But they kept laughing at you through your evening telecast , and rolled about cracking jokes about being slaughtered , tanked , wasted and hammered .  They can be pretty childish at times , and I had to tell them to settle down because it was hard to understand what you were saying . And for some reason our tele suffered from bad reception and you sounded slurred and hesitant .   

Anyway Andy , I am sure you hadn't imbibed too much whisky prior to your nightly performance , but it might be wise to monitor your consumption .   My mate Trevor always draws a line on the decanter of his rum still , so he knows where he started before he goes on a two week bender .  So there's a good tip for something you could do  .  (  I mean the line , not the two week bender . )

You seem like a chap with a healthy sense of humour , so I know you will find this funny .  Gabbo ( the aborigine ) jumped up last night and swooped about the room with arms outstretched shaking his head and repeatedly asking "  Who am I ? Who am I ?  "    When we said we couldn't guess , he blurted ,

"  Andy Bolt under full sail  !  "   and fell to the floor clutching his belly with laughter . 

That set us all off , but there was no offense meant  , Andy . 

 You and Gabbo  may occupy opposite ends of the colour spectrum , and every other spectrum I can think of ,  but as you so often remind us , that doesn't mean there isn't a strong mutual respect . 

Your comrade , Ken


                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            

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