Reference : Sky Anchor Peta Credlin asked Victorian premier , Daniel Andrews , a serious question when she respectfully inquired " What's the plan Dan ? "
Indeed Peta , questions need to be asked . Especially in Australia's communist state . Sky News has been quick to point out that Victorian's despise their premiere , though the polls show most people think he is doing a good job . You can't trust polls though , can you ? Sky Anchor Paul Murray says the Victorians are suffering from that " Stockholm's Syndrome " , in which captors fall in love with the person who holds them captive . Of course he means " Stockholm Syndrome " sans the possessive , but Paul is not the sort of chap who wastes his time with verisimilitude .
Polls are at best a flawed tool with which to gauge public opinion . Unless of course they support your own position , in which case they become " the facts " , so often quoted on Sky News .
Your partner in crime , Alan Jones , reckons there is no pandemic , but still excoriates Mr Andrews for not dealing with it adequately . Jonesie has always expressed unique views , so it comes as no surprise that he is angry with somebody for not crushing a pandemic that he says does not exist . But Peta , I would not say too much about that in his company , or he may stop recommending you for the job of Prime Minister, as he does every ten minutes or so .
Up here in the deep north ( Queensland ) we are going pretty well as far as the numbers of clapped up folk are concerned . Of course Sky News constantly reminds us that our premier is actually doing a terrible job . I guess that's the trouble with this virus thing . If you don't contain it Sky News calls you a terrible leader , and if you do contain it you are also called a terrible leader . Obviously Sky News promotes no particular ideology , but is it a Buddhist thing Peta ? You know , that stuff about " the middle path ". Maybe Sky News could let our leaders know how many cases of the disease represent " the middle path " and Queensland can aim for that ?
Ken junior has come up with a title for your presentation , which you can use gratis .
" What do you say , Palaszcuk ? "
Pretty catchy , but suitably respectful , don't you think ?
Your comrade , Ken.
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