Reference : - Due to circumstances beyond our control , The Sky Reply will take a sabbatical .
Dear Reader ,
We regret to advise that this is the last Sky Reply , for now . Recently a bushfire ravaged the outskirts of the Kooralya township . Unfortunately Ken junior had sold our firefighting equipment to pay his Robodebt , and we could only look on helplessly as our premises burned to the ground .
We have been told that a lightning strike started the conflagration , but in our opinion there are suspicious circumstances .
Arsonists start fires in Australia , not lightning , like other countries .
The Sky Reply team was eating another batch of Ken junior's herb cookies , when Dog chased a suspicious vehicle from the scene . It looked like a hot Torana driven by a witch with a parrot beside her . From the back seat some drunk chap and a blonde golliwog shrieked with vile laughter while a bearded fat ghoul shouted " Long live V8s ! "
It's not much to go on , sadly . We hope to return in the very near future , after we set up a new tax deductible studio in our mate Trevor's rumpus room .
Your comrades , Ken senior , Ken junior , Gabbo , Monte and Dog .
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